Vitals are stable—but your grip on reality? Not so much.
This sweatshirt is for the nurse who can stabilize a crashing patient while simultaneously losing her last ounce of patience. It’s cozy, sarcastic, and brutally accurate. Just like you.
🧵 Sweatshirt Specs:
✨ Gildan 18000 (unless otherwise noted)
🧵 Soft, cozy, and fleece-lined
📏 Unisex fit – size up for oversized comfort
🎨 Direct-to-garment printed graphics (no peeling!)
🧼 Wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low
💡 Perfect For:
🩺 Night shift rants and break room sarcasm
☕ ICU, ER, and Med-Surg nurses with unhinged energy
🎁 Gifting to your favorite no-nonsense nurse
🛒 Add to cart before your next shift makes you unstable.
Because you’re the calm in the code… and the chaos in the group chat
