🧠 Vitals Stable. Nurse Unhinged. | Burnout Sweatshirt

Vitals fine. Mental stability? Debatable.

🧠💣 They checked the chart. They didn’t check on you.

This is for the nurse who’s clinically competent but emotionally… spiraling. When the vitals are perfect but your grip on reality is loose at best, this sweatshirt has your back (and probably your last nerve too).

📉 What the Monitor Missed:

💥 Unhinged Energy: Quiet rage meets CPR-certified mania.

🩺 Vitals: Stable. For now.

💬 Latest Chart Note: "Patient fine, nurse questionable."

🎢 Shift Mood: One call light from snapping.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives before your last ounce of patience runs out.

❓ FAQ (Frequently Unhinged Qs):

🧠 Is this therapeutic? — Not officially. But it helps.

📏 Fit? — True to size. Just like your burnout.

🎁 Gift-worthy? — Absolutely. Especially for your most sarcastic coworker.

👀 Can I wear this to work? — If you still show up after the week you’ve had, wear what you want.