Vitals: charted. Nurse: one beep away from snapping.
This sweatshirt is for the RN who can stabilize a crashing patient but not their own mental state. You’re professionally calm, personally chaotic, and running on caffeine, sarcasm, and a prayer that nobody says “Can I ask a quick question?”
Wear it to remind the unit that you are the code—just not the one they’re used to responding to.
Why You’ll Love It:
Comfort Colors softness for when your patience runs out
ICU, ER, med-surg—wherever your sanity is on thin ice
Oversized fit to hide both your trauma and your snacks
The louder the quote, the less explaining you have to do
Built for cold shifts and colder emotional stability
Care Instructions (aka shift survival mode):
Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Don’t bleach the breakdown.
Iron if your coping skills ever come back (no rush).
Add to cart. Wear it loud. And if someone asks how you are—point to the shirt and keep walking.
