Held Together by Caffeine and a Med Room Meltdown You’re not unstable. You’re caffeinated and coping.
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Vitals stable. Sanity pending.
This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a mental status update. Made for nurses who hold it together while their entire unit implodes in the background.
Whether you’re mid-code brown 💩 or deep into your 12-hour emotional hostage situation, this tee says what your face can’t.
✅ Soft AF Bella+Canvas tee (3001)
🩺 Unisex fit that flatters all shift survivors
😌 Tagless. Breathable. Stress-friendly.
🔥 Designed for ICU, ER, Med-Surg, and straight-up burnout vibes
🎯 Perfect for:
Night shift zombies 🧟♀️
Charge nurse meltdown days 💥
Gifts for burnt-out friends who still show up 🫠
Wear your chaos with pride.
🛒 Add to cart and let your shirt do the talking.
