🧠 Vitals Stable. Sanity: Pending. | Funny Nurse Shirt
$28.00
Wear your exhaustion. Survive the madness.
Built for nurses who cope with sarcasm and iced coffee.
Night-shift brain, day-shift smile. “Vitals stable. Sanity: pending.” is the inside joke every unit understands—soft, durable, and made for shifts that steal your patience and your pen.
30-Day No-BS Returns • Secure Checkout • Ships from USA
Why nurses love it
- 🧠 Vitals-level soft — premium ringspun cotton (Bella + Canvas 3001) that holds shape.
- ☕ Caffeine compatible — survives “one more coffee” and whatever you spill during rounds.
- 🩺 Judgment-resistant — reads “Vitals stable” even when you’re not.
- 💬 Clean, long-lasting print — crisp look without a heavy feel.
- 🚚 Fast nurse shipping — most orders leave in 1–2 business days.
“Charge asked if I was okay. I said, ‘Vitals stable, Nancy.’ Fist-bump. 10/10.” — Becky M., ER
Quick specs
- 👕 Fit — unisex, true to size. Size up for an oversized vibe. Size chart ↗
- 🧵 Fabric — 100% combed ringspun cotton; heathers typically 52/48 cotton-poly.
- 🧺 Care — wash cold, inside-out; tumble low or hang dry.
- ↩️ Returns — 30-day “no-BS” returns.
FAQ
- 📏 Does it shrink? Minimal with cold wash/low dry. Runs true to size.
- 🧠 Hide “code brown” stains? Only if you keep moving. No promises.
- 🎁 Giftable? Yep—preceptors, new grads, chaos coordinators. Add a note at checkout.
- 🙅♂️ Official nurse merch? Only if you survived one. No managers allowed.
Add to cart — because your sanity’s not coming back.
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