☕ Coffee First, Chart Later | 22oz Nurse Tumbler
☕ Coffee First, Chart Later | 22oz Nurse Tumbler
Held Together by Caffeine and a Med Room Meltdown You’re not unstable. You’re caffeinated and coping.
Couldn't load pickup availability
BECAUSE PRIORITIES MATTER.
Before the assessments. Before the call lights. Before the trauma. There must be coffee. This tumbler was made for the nurse who knows that nothing—and we mean nothing—gets done before that first sip.
🥤 Tumbler Specs:
🧊 22 oz stainless steel — double-walled for insulation
🔁 Double-sided print:
Front: “Coffee First, Chart Later”
Back: “Now tolerating humans”
🔒 Spill-resistant lid included
❄️ Keeps drinks hot for 6 hours, cold for 12
🧼 Hand wash only; not microwave safe
💡 Perfect For:
🩺 Nurses who fake energy until caffeine kicks in
😐 Pre-caffeinated silence advocates
🎁 Gifts for coworkers who don’t chart before they chug
🛒 Add to cart before another patient hits the call light.
Because without coffee, there is no care plan.
Share











