☕️ Coffee First. Chart Later. | Nurse Tumbler 20oz (Vitals Optional)

Vitals? Stable. Nurse? Shaky but caffeinated.

🩺☕😤📉 Shift vitals: caffeine peak, feelings flatlined.

This 20oz white stainless steel tumbler is the official drinkware of suppressed emotions and medical-grade sarcasm. Whether you're sweating through caffeine, vibrating with regret, or just faking stability until clock-out—this one's for you. Scan the QR if you experience emotional spillage. We won’t respond, but it’ll feel productive.

🧾 Shift Notes (Charted & Unfiltered):

✅ Sweating caffeine: Confirmed. Hydration pending.

✅ Irritability: Documented. QR code provided.

❌ Time for feelings: Not within this shift.

❌ Work-life balance: See: nonexistent.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Delivers faster than consult calls get ignored.

❓ FAQ (Filed Under: Chaos):

🧠 Dishwasher safe? — Yep. Unlike your stability.

📏 Size? — 20oz of anxiety-fueled hydration.

🎁 Giftable? — Ideal for your favorite emotional support nurse.

🩺 Work-friendly? — Not Joint Commission-safe, but emotionally necessary.