💬 BB Founder Note:
You’re not broken. You’re just caffeinated, sarcastic, and spiritually unavailable.
This kit is your permission slip to laugh through the burnout.
You’re not broken. You’re just caffeinated, sarcastic, and spiritually unavailable.
This kit is your permission slip to laugh through the burnout.
☕️ Coffee First. Chart Later. | Nurse Tumbler 20oz (Vitals Optional)
$32.00
Vitals? Stable. Nurse? Shaky but caffeinated.
🩺☕😤📉 Shift vitals: caffeine peak, feelings flatlined.
This 20oz white stainless steel tumbler is the official drinkware of suppressed emotions and medical-grade sarcasm. Whether you're sweating through caffeine, vibrating with regret, or just faking stability until clock-out—this one's for you. Scan the QR if you experience emotional spillage. We won’t respond, but it’ll feel productive.
🧾 Shift Notes (Charted & Unfiltered):
✅ Sweating caffeine: Confirmed. Hydration pending.
✅ Irritability: Documented. QR code provided.
❌ Time for feelings: Not within this shift.
❌ Work-life balance: See: nonexistent.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Delivers faster than consult calls get ignored.
❝ My patient was stable. I wasn’t. This tumbler matched my energy. ❞ — Rina L., Telemetry, Illinois
❓ FAQ (Filed Under: Chaos):
🧠 Dishwasher safe? — Yep. Unlike your stability.
📏 Size? — 20oz of anxiety-fueled hydration.
🎁 Giftable? — Ideal for your favorite emotional support nurse.
🩺 Work-friendly? — Not Joint Commission-safe, but emotionally necessary.
🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Free over $75.