🧠 Because after midnight, the only thing restricted is your patience.
This tumbler isn’t just for hydration—it’s for the nurse who knows that “NPO after midnight” has its exceptions: trauma, caffeine, and the latest gossip. Whether you’re enforcing nothing-by-mouth orders or breaking them with your third iced coffee, this cup speaks fluent night shift chaos.
🥤 Tumbler Specs:
🧊 20 oz stainless steel—double-walled for insulation
🔁 Double-sided print:
Front: “NPO After Midnight (Except for Trauma)”
Back: “RESTRICTED AFTER MIDNIGHT: FOOD, WATER, AND BOUNDARIES”
🔒 Spill-resistant lid included
❄️ Keeps drinks hot for 6 hours, cold for 12
🧼 Hand wash only; not microwave safe
💡 Perfect For:
🩺 Nurses surviving ER drama, ICU regrets, and med-surg mic drops
☕ Those who need caffeine to tolerate the shift
🎁 Gifts for the nurse who’s always charting (or pretending to)
🛒 Add to cart before your shift restricts everything but suffering.
Because your tumbler should speak louder than your words.
