🚫 NPO After Midnight (Except for the Trauma) | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler
🚫 NPO After Midnight (Except for the Trauma) | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler 🚫 NPO After Midnight (Except for the Trauma) | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler 🚫 NPO After Midnight (Except for the Trauma) | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler 🚫 NPO After Midnight (Except for the Trauma) | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler

🚫 NPO After Midnight (Except for the Trauma) | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler

$32.00



Strict NPO till trauma arrives. But this tumbler? Always full.


🚫🍵💉 NPO rules: hungry patient? Fine. Tumbler empty? Never.

This 20 oz stainless steel tumbler is for the nurse living the NPO grind—nothing by mouth until trauma shows up. Meanwhile, you’re chugging espresso like it’s oxygen, survival fueled by brew—not juice. Keep that iced coffee locked and your sarcasm locked and loaded, because your patient might starve, but you won’t.



☕ Survivor’s Supply List:

✅ NPO patient: Starving. Official policy.

✅ Your tumbler: Overflowing. Non-negotiable.

❌ Fluid orders: Won’t apply—unless Miracle-Gro counts.

❌ Your willpower: Questionable without caffeine.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives before you finish that venti.



❝ Patient fasting for hours, me fasting for nothing. This cup’s been on my hip since shift start. ❞ — Alex G., Trauma RN, Texas



❓ FAQ (NPO-Friendly Chaos):

🧠 Dishwasher safe? — Absolutely, unlike that poor patient.

📏 Size? — 20 oz of caffeinated defiance.

🎁 Giftable? — Perfect for the caffeine-dependent trauma warrior.

🩺 Work-legal? — Nurse policy approved, patient laughingly jealous.

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🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.