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  • Young nurse in scrubs smiling and holding tumbler with bold black and red text while sitting at break table
  • Centered tumbler mockup with the phrase “Vitals Are Stable. I’m Not.” at nurses station
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🧠 Vitals Are Stable. I’m Not. | 20oz Nurse Tumbler

🧠 Vitals Are Stable. I’m Not. | 20oz Nurse Tumbler

Held Together by Caffeine and a Med Room Meltdown You’re not unstable. You’re caffeinated and coping.

$28.95 USD
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WHEN THE PATIENT’S STABLE, BUT YOU’RE UNRAVELING.

This tumbler is for every nurse who walks out of work holding a full bladder, a cold coffee, and unresolved trauma—but still shows up again tomorrow. 

🥤 Tumbler Specs:

🧊 20 oz stainless steel—double-walled for insulation

🔁 Double-sided print:

  • Front: “Vitals Are Stable. I’m Not.”
  • Back: MD ORDER: Monitor patient. Ignore nurse deterioration. Repeat PRN.

🔒 Spill-resistant lid included

❄️ Keeps drinks hot for 6 hours, cold for 12

🧼 Hand wash only; not microwave safe

💡 Perfect For:

🩺 Nurses surviving ER drama, ICU regrets, and med-surg mic drops

☕ Those who need caffeine to tolerate the shift

🎁 Gifts for the nurse who’s always charting (or pretending to)

🛒 Add to cart before someone codes and ruins your break again.

Because apparently your breakdown isn’t billable.

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