🧠 Vitals Stable. I’m Not. | 20oz Nurse Meltdown Tumbler

Vitals are stable. I’m not. And neither are you.

📉🧠🫠💊 MDs monitor the patient. Nobody’s monitoring you.

This 20oz white stainless steel tumbler is for the nurse who’s clinically competent but emotionally bankrupt. If you’ve ever documented vitals while dissociating mid-code, this is your hydration Hail Mary. Coffee stays hot, trauma stays buried. Bonus points if you’ve ever written an SBAR about your own mental status.

🩺 MD Order Sheet (Actual Vibes):

✅ Monitor patient: Always. Even in your sleep.

✅ Ignore nurse deterioration: Standard protocol.

❌ Emotional rest: Not charted, doesn’t exist.

❌ Breaks: “You can go when they’re stable.” (They never are.)

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Ships faster than a rapid that gets ignored.

❓ FAQ (While You’re Spiraling):

🧠 Dishwasher safe? — Yep. Unlike your coping mechanisms.

📏 Size? — 20oz of caffeine and clinical denial.

🎁 Giftable? — If they’ve ever charted through tears, yes.

🩺 Work-friendly? — Not Joint Commission-safe, but emotionally necessary.