💧 1000ml Saline, 0ml Patience | Nurse Burnout Vinyl Sticker

Held Together by Caffeine and a Med Room Meltdown You’re not unstable. You’re caffeinated and coping.

$4.50 USD

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Size 3" x 4"

Shape Kiss-Cut

Paper Satin

Quantity

If you’ve got fluids to give but nothing left emotionally…

This sticker hits harder than a missed lunch break. 😵💫💉

😂 For the Chronically Over It

💧 You gave hydration, not hospitality

🧠 Perfect for ICU, trauma, rehab, or “frequent flyer” hell

📎 Pairs well with burnout binders & passive-aggressive clipboards

🎁 Gift it to your favorite sarcastic shift partner

📏 Sticker Specs

📐 3x3 inches

💪 Kiss-cut premium vinyl

✨ Matte finish — no glare, all sass

💦 Water-resistant + scratch-proof

📎 Ideal for laptops, water bottles, badge reels & binders

💪 Built Nurse-Tough

🧃 Holds strong through spills, scrubs, and sarcasm

👩⚕️ Designed by nurses who’ve lived this exact moment

🧽 Easy to clean — just wipe with a damp cloth

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This one’s not for the patients — it’s for your sanity. Stick it, flex it, and let your coworkers know you’re on edge (but still hilarious).

Because sometimes your sticker speaks louder than your report sheet.