💉 1,000 ml Saline. Zero Patience. | Nurse Burnout Sweatshirt

1 L saline in hand. 0 mL left for patience.

💧😤 Because the med‑room's out of stock—and so is your patience.

You're hauling liter bags like it's a gym session—and your patience just hit zero. From med‑room tears to hall passes denied, this tee is the badge of “I’ve been running on IV—and snark—since shift‑start.”

🔥 Nurse-Approved Features:

💪 Bulk‑bag Ready: Because you still managed to carry this much saline while smiling. (Kind of.)

⏳ Zero Paced Patience: When med orders pile up and your chill drains faster than this bag.

🧼 Stain‑Proof (Kinda): It hides med‑room spills—but not your exhaustion.

☕️ Caffeine Compatable: Mug fits in the tee pocket. (Pocket not included.)

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: In your hands before your next 1,000 mL marathon ends.

❓ FAQ (Empty Bags, Full Emotion):

🧠 Is this clinical gear? — No. It’s your grief‑management apparel.

📏 Sizing? — Like your patience—runs true to size.

🎁 Good gift? — Only if you want them to cry in the supply closet.

🏥 Wear on shift? — Sure—just hide in med‑room for emotional support.