When your brain’s on autopilot but your exhaustion is fully documented.
Products
1000ml Saline, 0ml Patience | Nurse Sticker (3x3”)
$4.95
20oz 🤣 Not the Doctor. Know More Than Him. | Nurse Humor Tumbler 20oz
$32
Black Mug (11oz, 15oz)
$11.33
Caffeine & Crying in the Med Room | Nurse Sticker (3x3”)
$4.95
Code Brown Survivor 💩 LVL 7 Containment Sticker
$6.50
Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decals
$6.50
Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decals
$1.80
NPO After Midnight Except for Drama Nurse Shirt | Funny RN ER ICU Humor Tee | Bedside Nurse Life Gift
$28
Nurse Caffeine Stickers, Funny Nurse Gift, Healthcare Humor Decal, Coffee Lover Sticker, Nurse Appreciation Gift
$1.80
Sanity Pending | Nurse Sticker (3x3”)
$4.95
⏳ Vitals: Done. Crisis: Managed. Sanity: Pending. Sticker
$6.50
☕ Coffee First. Chart Later. Sticker
$6.50
☕ I Gave 1,000 ml of Saline & Zero ml of Patience | Nurse Tumbler
$32
☕ ICU Trauma & PRN Coffee Energy – Sticker
$6.50
☕ NPO After Midnight (Except Trauma) | Nurse Meltdown Tee
$28
☕ Panic @ Hour 12 Sticker
$6.50
☕ PRN Coffee & Shift Trauma | 20oz Tumbler for Nurses on the Edge
$32
☕️ Caffeine & Crying | Nurse Meltdown Tee
$28
☕️ Coffee First. Chart Later. | Nurse Tumbler 20oz (Vitals Optional)
$32
☕️ Vitals Stable. Nurse? Caffeinated & Dangerous.
$6.50
☣️ Contact Precautions Laptop Sticker
$6.50
⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings
$1.78
⚠️ This Nurse Runs on Caffeine — Approach w/ coffee or GTFO (Kiss‑Cut Sticker)
$6.50
⚠️ WARNING: Patience Not Included With Infusion Sticker
$6.50
⚠️ “Held Together by Caffeine & Crying ⚕️ | Ultimate Burnout Nurse Sweatshirt”
$48
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⚡ Founder Combo — Tee + Tumbler + Sticker (Burnout Nurse Gift Set)
$58
$66
⬇️ My Favorite Position Is Prone | ICU Nurse Innuendo Tee
$28
💉 1,000 ml Saline. Zero Patience. | Nurse Burnout Sweatshirt
$48
💉 1,000 ml Saline. Zero Patience. | Nurse Meltdown Tee
$28
🧠 Break Room Therapist | No Degree. No Filter. Tumbler
$32
🧠 Break Room Therapist | No Degree. No Filter. | 20oz Nurse Tumbler
$32
🪑 Break Room Therapist | No Degree. No Filter. | Nurse Sticker 3″
$6.50
🩺 BS-Intolerant…Unless It’s Fasting (Sticker)
$6.50
🧰 Burnout Relief Kit | Nurse Shift Survival Set
$62
💩 Code Brown Survivor | 20oz Fecal Warfare Tumbler
$32
💩 Code Brown Survivor | Nurse Fecal Warfare Sweatshirt
$48
💩 Code Brown Survivor | Nurse Fecal Warfare Tee
$28
📺 Code Remote | PT Yelling “Help!” (For the TV Remote) | 20oz Nurse Tumbler
$32
📱 Contact Precautions — Phone Sticker
$6.50
💩 Decorated for Valor in Fecal Warfare — Emoji Edition Nurse Sticker
$6.50
🧠 Emotionally Stable? I’m Sticker-Shocked.
$6.50
💔 Emotionally Unavailable Nurse | Burnout Tee
$28
🪡 Held Together by Caffeine & Breakdown | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler
$32
🦵 Help! My Legs Say Retire | Nurse Shift Tee
$28
📋 I Could Be Charting Right Now | Nurse Burnout Sweatshirt (Founder Feature)
$48
📝 I Could Be Charting Right Now | Nurse Meltdown Tee
$28
🧾 I Could Be Charting Right Now – 20oz Nurse Tumbler
$28.95
💉 IV Pump Whisperer | Nurse Flow Control Tee
$28
🩺 LIMITED EDITION Spring Valley ICU Jacket – Designed by ICU Nurses, for ICU Nurses 🚑🔥
$66
🩻 MD ORDER: Ignore Nurse Deterioration | 3″ Vinyl Sticker
$6.50
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