🛋️ Break‑Room Therapist | Nurse Burnout Sweatshirt

Welcome to Nurse Therapy. No license, no filter.

🗯️🧠☕ Breakroom sessions: open mic, closed door.

Some nurses chart. Some cry. And then there's the break room therapist—no degree, no boundaries, just unsolicited emotional triage. If you're the one handing out tissues, tough love, and wild opinions on Karen's ex? This one's your uniform.

💬 Therapy Topics Include:

📦 Patient Drama: Light roast only.

💍 Relationship Rants: Husbands, exes, Tinder horror stories.

🍕 Lunch: Never hot. Always interrupted.

🧠 Emotional Support: Comes with sarcasm.

🚪 Break Room Rules: What’s said here... gets exaggerated later.

❓ FAQ (Frequent Arguments & Quips):

🧠 Do I need a degree? — Just strong opinions and louder coworkers.

🗣️ Is it relatable? — Only if your coworkers vent like it’s therapy hour.

🎁 Good gift? — For the nurse who’s everyone's unofficial counselor.

🚫 HR-approved? — Only if HR’s also crying in the break room.