⚠️ This Nurse Runs on Caffeine — Approach w/ coffee or GTFO (Kiss‑Cut Sticker)

Runs on caffeine, compassion: no emotional surplus remains.

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Approach this nurse only if you come bearing coffee—or have cleared emotional immunity.

This kiss‑cut sticker (approx. 3×3″ actual die‑cut size) is peak nurse branding for those on PRN caffeine with zero emotional oxygen. Stick it on badges, water bottles, break‑room fridges—or wherever you stow your PTSD anthology.

🩺 Shift Debrief Summary:

✅ Caffeine reserves: tapped but operational.

✅ Empathy bank: overdrawn and in collections.

❌ Mental bandwidth: zero, due to triple charting.

❌ Emotional filters: permanently offline.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: faster than a code green panic run.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (Before You Swipe Right for Empathy):

🧠 Waterproof? — Yes. Unlike your last coffee spill cry‑session.

📏 Actual size? — Kiss-cut approx. 3×3″, once printed.

🎁 Giftable? — Perfect for: the nurse who hung up the IV and refused eye contact.

🩺 Work-appropriate? — If you can’t read sarcasm, stop reading now.