⚠️ “Caution: May Contain Caffeine and Occasional Meltdowns” T-Shirt – Because Being a Nurse Is Equal Parts Energy and Chaos ☕💥

IF YOU’RE NOT READY FOR CAFFEINE-FUELED MELTDOWNS, YOU’RE NOT READY FOR THIS JOB.

We’ve all been there—the day’s going smoothly, and then… code blue. Or that patient who won’t stop pressing the call button. And then there’s that moment you realize you’ve had 3 cups of coffee and no actual lunch. You’re running on pure caffeine and a little bit of sheer willpower, trying to stay calm while an occasional meltdown might just happen. But hey, it’s part of the job—and if you’re a nurse, you’re already well-prepared to handle the chaos with a smile… or maybe just a quick cry in the bathroom before jumping back into action.

This shirt is your badge of honor for those caffeine-powered, meltdown-worthy moments. Because let’s be honest: nursing is a whirlwind, but you’re still the one who gets sh*t done while your coffee is brewing and your stress level is rising.

🔥 Why You NEED This Shirt (Before Your Next Shift Turns Into a 12-Hour Rollercoaster):

✔️ Soft, Premium Fabric – Because if you’re surviving on coffee, at least your shirt should feel soft and comfortable during the chaos.

✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your calm demeanor after your 3rd “urgent” page for the same issue.

✔️ Perfect for Nurses Who Handle Coffee Like It’s Their Lifeblood and Meltdowns Like They’re Part of the Job – Because a little bit of caffeine-induced insanity makes you a pro, right?

✔️ Available in All Sizes – Because handling caffeine and occasional meltdowns comes in all shapes and sizes.

💀 Who NEEDS This Shirt?

🔥 Nurses Who’ve Survived 12-Hour Shifts on Nothing But Coffee and Sheer Determination.

🔥 ICU, ER, and Med-Surg Nurses Who’ve Had Their Meltdown Moments (And Survived to Tell the Tale).

🔥 Anyone Who’s Had Enough of the Drama and Just Needs Another Cup of Coffee to Get Through the Day.

🔥 Nurses Who Know That Caffeine Is a Necessary Evil in This Line of Work—and That Sometimes, Meltdowns Are Too.

📦 Fast Shipping – Limited Stock Available!

🚀 Order now before your next meltdown happens and your caffeine supply runs dry.

🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because You Can’t Save Lives Without Your Coffee (Or A Little Sass).

⭐ What Nurses Are Saying (And Why This Shirt Is a Must-Have):

“Wore this to work today—got so many laughs! Honestly, coffee and meltdowns are part of the job. We need this shirt in every color.” – Jen M., ICU Nurse

“As an ER nurse, I love how real this shirt is. Coffee is my fuel, and the occasional meltdown? That’s just part of the fun.” – David T., ER Nurse

“I’m a med-surg nurse and this shirt is my life. Coffee, chaos, and the occasional meltdown keep me going.” – Amy R., Med-Surg Nurse

“Pediatric nurse here. It’s cute, comfy, and SO accurate. Trust me, you’ll need that coffee for your sanity!” – Olivia K., Pediatric Nurse