💥 “V-Tach: When Your Heart Gets Way Too Excited” 11oz Mug – Because Sometimes, Even the Heart Needs to Calm the Hell Down 💓⚡

WHEN YOUR HEART BEATS TO A DIFFERENT DRUM… TOO BAD IT’S THE CODE BLUE DRUM.

Oh, V-Tach—the one rhythm that makes your blood run cold, and then hot as you go into full adrenaline-pumping, life-saving mode. You’ve seen it thousands of times: that moment when the heart goes from regular to raging, and you’ve got to bring it back before things get out of hand. Whether you’re doing compressions, pushing meds, or yelling orders, you’re always calm, cool, and caffeinated—but let’s be real, your heart’s definitely feeling V-Tach right about now.

This 11oz mug is for nurses who know exactly what to do when that rhythm goes from zero to a hundred. If you’re not running a code, you’re sipping coffee and thinking about your next life-saving move… because, well, you’ve seen V-Tach and you’ve survived it.

🔥 Why You NEED This Mug (Before Your Heart Gets Too Excited):

✔️ 11oz of Heart-Stopping Caffeine – Because you need all the coffee you can get before your heart beats faster than your charting speed.

✔️ Premium Ceramic Build – Sturdy enough for trauma codes, intubation, and patients who are still trying to get their oxygen sats to “normal.”

✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because you don’t have time for hand-washing mugs when you’re out here saving lives.

✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your patience when the next V-Tach comes through the door.

✔️ Perfect Gift for Nurses Who’ve Survived More Codes Than They Can Count – Because when it comes to V-Tach, you’re the one who’s always got it covered.

💀 Who Needs This Mug?

🔥 ICU & ER Nurses Who’ve Seen More V-Tach Than They’ve Had Coffee.

🔥 Trauma RNs Who’ve Gone From Calm to Full-On Life-Saving Mode Faster Than You Can Say “Defibrillation”

🔥 Anyone Who Knows That In an Emergency, Coffee Is the Only Thing That Will Keep Your Heart From Going Into V-Tach Too.

🔥 People Who Are Cool Under Pressure… But Definitely Don’t Mind the Boost from a Mug of Caffeine.

📦 Fast Shipping – Limited Stock Available!

🚀 Order now before you experience your own caffeine-induced V-Tach.

🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because You’re the One Who Knows How to Fix It, No Matter How Fast the Heart Races.