💉 “The Only Shots I Take Are in the ICU” 11oz Mug – Because My Kind of Shots Save Lives, Not Livers ☕🔥

NO TEQUILA, NO VODKA—JUST STRAIGHT-UP EPINEPHRINE AND ANTIBIOTICS.

Some people take shots at the bar, but you? Your shots come in syringes, vials, and emergency doses. You’re not here for the whiskey—you’re here for the epi, the insulin, the heparin, and the antibiotics that actually keep people alive.

This 11oz mug is made for the ICU nurse who’s done more shots than a frat house on homecoming weekend—except yours actually matter. Whether you’re pushing meds, running codes, or giving your 10th dose of insulin for the shift, you know that your kind of shots aren’t optional—they’re necessary.

🔥 Why You NEED This Mug (Before Your Next Caffeine Infusion):

✔️ 11oz of Life-Saving Caffeine Capacity – Because you can’t run an ICU on water alone.

✔️ Premium Ceramic Build – Strong enough to survive 12-hour shifts, back-to-back codes, and that one patient who’s “allergic to everything.”

✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because you’re too busy saving lives to hand-wash dishes.

✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your patience for people who think a blood pressure of 140/90 is an emergency.

✔️ Perfect Gift for ICU Nurses Who Take Their Shots Seriously – Because if you’ve ever yelled “Push 1 of Epi NOW!” this mug is for you.

💀 Who NEEDS This Mug?

🔥 ICU Nurses Who’ve Given More Life-Saving Shots Than They Can Count.

🔥 ER & Trauma Nurses Who Know That Some Shots Come with a Code Blue.

🔥 CRNAs & Anesthesia Nurses Who Push Meds Like It’s an Art Form.

🔥 Any Nurse Who Knows That The Best Shot Is One That Brings a Patient Back From the Brink.

📦 Fast Shipping – Limited Stock Available!

🚀 Order now before your next shift starts and you forget to caffeinate properly.

🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because These Are the Only Shots That Actually Keep People Alive.

⭐ What Nurses Are Saying (AKA Why You Need This Mug Now):

“I work in the ICU, and this mug is my personality in a cup. Love it!” – Taylor S., Critical Care RN

“As an ER nurse, I can confirm—these are the only shots I’m taking. This mug is perfect.” – Danny M., ER Nurse

“Bought this for my CRNA friend, and she laughed so hard she almost dropped her propofol. 10/10 recommend.” – Lisa R., Nurse Anesthetist

“Best mug ever! I’m an ICU night shift nurse, and caffeine is literally the only thing keeping me upright.” – Megan W., Night Shift ICU Nurse