☕ “Caffeine: The Only IV I Trust” Mug – Because Coffee is a Lifesaving Drip 🚑🔥

If It’s Not Running at 999ml/hr, Don’t Talk to Me.

Fluids? Sure. Meds? Fine. But let’s be real—the only IV you truly trust is caffeine. Whether you’re hooked up to a steady stream of espresso, surviving on iced coffee infusions, or mainlining your third cup before 9 AM, this mug is for every nurse, doctor, and caffeine-dependent human who knows that real energy doesn’t come in a bag—it comes in a cup.

🔥 Why This Mug is a Must-Have for Healthcare Heroes:

✔️ Available in 11oz  – Because some shifts require a double bolus.

✔️ Premium Ceramic Build – Sturdy enough for the chaos of med pass and rapid responses.

✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because reheating coffee 5 times per shift is standard practice.

✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your motivation for charting.

✔️ Perfect Gift for Nurses, Doctors, & Medical Professionals – Ideal for ICU, ER, Med-Surg, and anyone who’s ever joked about starting a caffeine drip.

💀 Who Needs This Mug?

🔥 Nurses Who Run on Caffeine and Chaos.

🔥 Night Shifters Who Treat Coffee Like a Life-Saving Infusion.

🔥 ICU & ER Staff Who’ve Considered Spiking Their Own IV Bag With Espresso.

🔥 Anyone Who Knows That “NPO After Midnight” Doesn’t Apply to Coffee.

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🚀 Order now before your next caffeine crash hits.

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