😭☕ “I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying (It’s Probably Caffeine)” 11oz Mug – Powered by Espresso & Emotional Instability 🔥

NOT AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN—JUST A SIDE EFFECT OF A QUADRUPLE SHOT LATTE.

You’re not sleep-deprived, overwhelmed, and questioning all your life choices. Nope. You’re totally fine. The tears streaming down your face? That’s just caffeine doing its job.

Whether it’s nursing school, back-to-back shifts, or one too many chart audits, this mug is for anyone running on caffeine, burnout, and sheer stubbornness. Because let’s be honest—if caffeine had a warning label, “May Cause Sudden Emotional Outbursts” would definitely be on it.

🔥 Why You NEED This Mug (Before Your Next Caffeine-Induced Breakdown):

✔️ 11oz of Liquid Emotional Support – Because some days require coffee, and some require a full espresso IV drip.

✔️ Premium Ceramic Build – Sturdy enough for morning meltdowns, mid-shift mood swings, and post-exam despair.

✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because you’re too emotionally unstable to hand-wash anything.

✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your ability to function without coffee.

✔️ Perfect Gift for Nurses, Students & Over-Caffeinated Humans – Because tears + coffee = a lifestyle.

💀 Who Needs This Mug?

🔥 Nursing Students Who’ve Cried More Over Exams Than Relationships.

🔥 Night Shifters Who’ve Developed a Deep, Emotional Bond with Their Coffee Cup.

🔥 Burnt-Out Nurses Who Start Their Day With a Heavy Sigh & a Quad Shot Espresso.

🔥 Anyone Who’s Ever Cried at Work & Blamed It on “Allergies.”

📦 Fast Shipping – Because Waiting Will Only Make You More Emotional.

🚀 Order now before your caffeine crash makes you ugly cry in public.

🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because Therapy is Expensive, But Coffee is Cheaper.