💉 “Time for Shots” 11oz Mug – Sorry, No Tequila. Just Trauma. ☕🔥

THE ONLY SHOTS I’M SERVING COME WITH A NEEDLE & A SIDE OF SASS.

Your friends are thinking tequila. You’re thinking tetanus. While they’re throwing back drinks, you’re throwing in IVs. While they’re asking for salt and lime, your patients are asking for “a little something for the pain” (aka Dilaudid on demand).

If your version of “shots” involves syringes, alcohol swabs, and the ability to dodge a flailing patient, this mug was made for you.

🔥 Why You NEED This Mug (Before Your Next Patient “Hates Needles” But Has 20 Tattoos):

✔️ 11oz of Liquid Sanity – Because some mornings require regular coffee, and some require “Is it legally allowed to mainline caffeine?”

✔️ Premium Ceramic Build – Sturdy enough for chaotic shifts, rolling veins, and patients who “suddenly feel better” at discharge.

✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because you barely have time to pee, let alone hand-wash dishes.

✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your patience when someone refuses a flu shot but asks for IV Benadryl.

✔️ Perfect Gift for Nurses, Med Students & Healthcare Pros – Because we all know someone who gives more shots than a bartender.

💀 Who Needs This Mug?

🔥 ER & ICU Nurses Who’ve Perfected the Art of One-Stick Wonders.

🔥 Med-Surg Staff Who Give More Lovenox Than They Can Count.

🔥 Night Shifters Who Would Rather Start an IV Than Have a Conversation.

🔥 Anyone Who’s Ever Heard “I Don’t Like Needles” Right Before a Patient Asks for Morphine.

📦 Fast Shipping – Because Coffee is Essential to Your Survival.

🚀 Order now before someone asks for “just a little something for the road.”

🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because You’re Serving Injections, Not Cocktails.