👀 “I’m a Nurse, I’ve Seen It All” Mug – And I Wish I Hadn’t ☕🔥

YES, I’VE SEEN THINGS. NO, I CAN’T UNSEE THEM.

There are some things they don’t prepare you for in nursing school. Like patients sticking things where they don’t belong, people saving their “worst” wound for last-minute discharge, and watching someone take their blood pressure with the cuff on their ankle.

If you’ve ever had to nod professionally while internally SCREAMING, congratulations—you need this mug.

🔥 Why You NEED This Mug (Before You Witness Something Even Worse):

✔️ Available in 11oz  – Because some shifts require regular coffee, and some require extra-strength espresso with a therapy session.

✔️ Premium Ceramic Build – Sturdy enough for trauma codes, rapid responses, and the moment a patient says, “Can I show you something?”

✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because you’ve already cleaned enough bodily fluids for one lifetime.

✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your ability to be shocked by anything.

✔️ Perfect Gift for Nurses Who Have Seen Some $#!% – Because we all have at least ONE story that haunts us forever.

💀 Who Needs This Mug?

🔥 ER & Trauma Nurses Who’ve Seen the WORST of Humanity.

🔥 ICU RNs Who Know That “I Feel Fine” is a LIE.

🔥 Med-Surg Staff Who’ve Had to Remove… Things.

🔥 Anyone Who’s Ever Said, “That’s the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen,” Only to Be Proven Wrong.

📦 Fast Shipping – Because You’ll See More Crazy Stuff Tomorrow.

🚀 Order now before your next patient shows up with a “homemade” medical device.

🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because Therapy is Expensive, but This Mug is Cheaper.