😆 “World’s Okayest Nurse” Mug – Keeping Patients Alive… Barely. ☕🔥

NOT THE BEST. NOT THE WORST. BUT HEY, YOU’RE STILL BREATHING, AREN’T YOU?

Some nurses are overachievers, winning awards, climbing the career ladder, and staying on top of their charting. Then there’s you. You show up, do your job, and maybe roll your eyes a few times—but at the end of the day, your patients are still alive, your license is still intact, and you only threatened to quit twice this week.

This mug is for the nurses who aren’t out here trying to be Nurse of the Year—you’re just trying to survive your shift without strangling a coworker or accidentally adopting another patient’s family.

🔥 Why You NEED This Mug (Before You Clock Back In):

✔️ Available in 11oz  – Because some days require regular coffee, and some require espresso with a side of existential dread.

✔️ Premium Ceramic Build – Sturdy enough to withstand staff meetings, mandatory training, and your patients’ questionable life choices.

✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because cleaning dishes is above your pay grade.

✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your excitement for this career.

✔️ Perfect Gift for the Nurse Who’s Just Here for the Paycheck – We see you. We respect you. We ARE you.

💀 Who Needs This Mug?

🔥 Nurses Who Don’t Have the Energy to Go Above and Beyond.

🔥 Charge Nurses Who Have Given Up on Motivating the Team.

🔥 Night Shifters Who Function at Exactly 60% Power.

🔥 Any Nurse Who’s Ever Thought, “I Could Totally Do Something Else… But Here I Am.”

📦 Fast Shipping – Because Even Mediocre Nurses Deserve Nice Things.

🚀 Order now before you have to deal with another “frequent flyer” patient.

🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because You’re Okay, and That’s Good Enough.