Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decals
4.8/5 • 2100 nurses
$6.50
Dark-humor gear engineered for 12-hour chaos. Laugh through the shift. Gift the sanity.
- Premium feel • Nurse-approved fit
- Machine-washable sarcasm
- 30-Day Laugh-Or-It’s-Free Guarantee
More details
Charting could wait. You? Not really.
🗂️😐🖤 Emotionally unavailable. Spiritually clocked out. Still tolerating you.
This 3x3" kiss-cut sticker is for the nurse silently judging your life choices while pretending to document the bowel movement they didn't actually chart yet. Slap it on your water bottle, your med cart, or the emotional wall between you and the next "got a minute?". You could be charting, but here you are — being professionally polite out of spite.
📋 Nurse Priorities:
✅ Charting: Backlogged but spiritually done.
✅ Patience: Running on sarcasm reserves.
❌ Social tolerance: Burned off at pre-shift huddle.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Faster than a patient hitting the call light because they’re bored.
💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15
❝ I could be charting vitals. Instead, I’m listening to a grown adult complain about the Jell-O. ❞ — Becky, RN, ICU
❓FAQ (Answer Before Speaking):
💦 Waterproof? — Like your ability to fake a smile past 12 hours.
📏 Size? — Kiss-cut on a 3x3" sheet of passive aggression.
🎁 Giftable? — For the nurse who fakes friendliness like a damn professional.
🩺 Work-friendly? — Until someone reads it out loud in the breakroom.