💩 Code Brown Survivor | Nurse Fecal Warfare Tee
$28.00
Wear your trauma. Brag about it.
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10,004+ Nurses Traumatized (and counting)
Congratulations, you survived the most feared trauma in nursing. Now you get to wear your emotional scars like a badge—and maybe never get that smell out of your memory.
🔥 Why Nurses Love It:
🧼 Clinically Soft: Trauma-level comfort. Hides cold sweats.
💣 Burnout-Grade Print: Stain-resistant. Darker than your humor.
💛 Scrub-Approved Fit: Long enough for those "bend and snap" moments.
💪 Built for Chaos: Survives code browns and code blues.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Ships out before you finish your next IV bag.
⭐ Founder Pick
“This is the shirt I actually wear on a self-care day after a code brown shift from hell—yes, that's me at a bar the next day, earning my badge. If you survived it, you’ve earned it too.”
— Alex, ICU Nurse & Beyond Bedside Founder
❝ I wore this to work and three other nurses fist-bumped me in the hallway. It’s our unofficial badge of honor. 10/10, buying another for my preceptor. ❞ — Burned-Out Becky, ER, Atlanta
❓ FAQ (For the Truly Traumatized):
🤎 Will this hide actual code brown stains? — Only if you keep moving. No guarantees.
📏 Does it shrink? — Nah, unlike your soul. Runs true to size.
🎁 Giftable? — Yes. Wrap it for your favorite nurse, traumatize with care.
🙅♂️ Is this official nurse merch? — It is if you survived one. No managers allowed.
🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.