Code Brown Survivor 💩 LVL 7 Containment Sticker

Congratulations. You survived the unspeakable.

💩🚨🛑 Not all heroes wear capes — some mop fecal fallout at 3am.

This 3x3” sticker is your official badge of Code Brown Valor — Level 7 containment. For the nurse who held their breath, their sanity, and a chux pad while praying to whatever god covers bodily explosions. Stick it on your water bottle, badge reel, or forehead so everyone knows: you’ve seen some 💩 and lived to chart about it.

🧼 Incident Report:

✅ Containment: Successful (mostly)

✅ Witnesses: Scarred for life

❌ Shoes: Burned in staff lounge sink

❌ Mental recovery: Pending eval by HR and Jesus

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Quicker than a patient asking for a second blanket post-blowout

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (Hold Your Nose):

💦 Waterproof? — Yes. Even Code Brown-proof.

📏 Size? — 3x3 inches of battle-tested trauma.

🎁 Giftable? — For the nurse who scrubs with bleach and trauma.

🩺 Work-friendly? — If they lived through it, they’ll laugh.