☕ Coffee First. Chart Later. Sticker

4.8/5 • 2100 nurses
$6.50

Dark-humor gear engineered for 12-hour chaos. Laugh through the shift. Gift the sanity.

Size
Surface
Free ship $75+ Returns/Exchanges
Delivers by Sun, Mar 8
  • Premium feel • Nurse-approved fit
  • Machine-washable sarcasm
  • 30-Day Laugh-Or-It’s-Free Guarantee

More details

Coffee coursing. Charting delayed. Priorities respected.
☕🧠💀 Some nurses chart in real time. Others survive first.
This 3x3” sticker is a caffeine-fueled boundary — perfect for your water bottle, badge reel, or that hospital-issued laptop you only open after a triple espresso. Charting can wait. Coffee can’t. That’s the law.

🩺 Rounding Reality Check:
Morning report: 90% coffee, 10% documentation.
Vitals: Stable after caffeine bolus.
EMR compliance: Pending dopamine release.
Charting stamina: Requires refills. Frequently.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Moves faster than you after that first sip.
💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❝ This sticker lives on my shift tumbler. Charting starts when I say it starts. ❞ — Becky L., Stepdown RN

❓ FAQ (Before You Decaf Me):
🧠 Waterproof? — Like your last reusable coffee spill.
📏 Size? — 3x3” of coffee-fueled sarcasm.
🎁 Giftable? — Yes, especially if they’re on their fourth shift in a row.
🩺 Work-appropriate? — As long as caffeine addiction isn’t against policy.

Flat shipping $4.99 • Free $75+ • Delivery 5–7 business days