☕ Coffee First. Chart Later. Sticker

Coffee coursing. Charting delayed. Priorities respected.

☕🧠💀 Some nurses chart in real time. Others survive first.

This 3x3” sticker is a caffeine-fueled boundary — perfect for your water bottle, badge reel, or that hospital-issued laptop you only open after a triple espresso. Charting can wait. Coffee can’t. That’s the law.

🩺 Rounding Reality Check:

✅ Morning report: 90% coffee, 10% documentation.

✅ Vitals: Stable after caffeine bolus.

❌ EMR compliance: Pending dopamine release.

❌ Charting stamina: Requires refills. Frequently.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Moves faster than you after that first sip.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (Before You Decaf Me):

🧠 Waterproof? — Like your last reusable coffee spill.

📏 Size? — 3x3” of coffee-fueled sarcasm.

🎁 Giftable? — Yes, especially if they’re on their fourth shift in a row.

🩺 Work-appropriate? — As long as caffeine addiction isn’t against policy.