☣️ Contact Precautions Laptop Sticker

Your laptop has been exposed to unspeakable units.

🦠☣️💻 May contain trace amounts of call light rage and cafeteria crumbs.

This 3x3” yellow biohazard sticker is the universal sign that your device has seen too much. From crusty keyboards to late charting sessions in isolation rooms, it deserves PPE clearance more than some residents. Stick it to your laptop, locker, or wherever sarcasm is therapeutically indicated.

🧤 Biohazard Breakdown:

✅ Waterproof: Like your trauma calluses.

✅ Peels easy: No crusty residue.

❌ Actual clearance: Not included. Good luck.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: No gown required for delivery.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (Before Exposure):

🧠 Waterproof? — Yep. Survives sanitizing wipes and spills.

📏 Size? — 3x3 inches of infectious sarcasm.

🎁 Giftable? — For the coworker whose laptop smells like Clorox.

🩺 Work-friendly? — Depends on your infection control lead.