📱 Contact Precautions — Phone Sticker

⚠️ WARNING: This phone is a biological warzone

📱🧤🦠 Touched after Code Browns, before hand hygiene, and during every single lunch break.

If your phone's been to more patient rooms than the crash cart and seen more trauma than your therapist — this 3x3” sticker is the infection control badge of honor you didn’t ask for. Makes your coworkers think twice before asking to “just check the time.” Also doubles as a passive-aggressive boundary for med students and your manager.

☣️ Phone Pathogen Status:

❌ Sanitized: Not since night shift started.

❌ UV Cleaned: LMAO.

❌ Safe to touch: If you hate your immune system.

✅ Sticker sealed: And that’s about all we can promise.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Ships faster than a traveler booking PTO after one shift on your unit.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (Decon Edition):

🧽 Waterproof? — Yes. Your hands? Debatable.

📏 Size? — 3x3” kiss-cut chaos containment.

🎁 Giftable? — Only if you like giving passive aggression with style.

🩺 Work-safe? — Sure. Until Infection Control catches feelings.