IF IT’S NOT SHOWING ON THE MONITOR, I DON’T CARE.
Look, some people listen to music to relax, but you? You’re out here reading telemetry strips like it’s your second language. Whether it’s a clean sinus rhythm or something that makes you reach for the crash cart, you KNOW your EKGs—and let’s be real, if it’s not on the monitor, it’s not your problem.
This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is for the nurses, techs, and cardio junkies who live and breathe those squiggly lines. It keeps your coffee hot, your iced drinks cold, and your sarcasm fresh, all while reminding the world that you’re the real expert when it comes to keeping hearts beating.
🔥 Why You NEED This Tumbler (Before Your Coffee Flatlines):
✔️ 20oz of Cardiac-Approved Hydration – Because whether it’s caffeine or H2O, your body needs fuel to keep saving lives.
✔️ Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation – Keeps drinks hot for 12 hours, cold for 24—longer than some patients stay in sinus rhythm.
✔️ Spill-Proof Lid & Reusable Straw – Because losing coffee is a medical emergency in itself.
✔️ Premium Stainless Steel Build – Built tougher than your patience during a 12-hour shift.
✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your enthusiasm when you see V-Tach at the end of your shift.
💀 Who NEEDS This Tumbler?
🔥 Cardiac Nurses Who Read EKGs Faster Than They Read Text Messages.
🔥 ER & ICU Nurses Who’ve Seen Every Rhythm Imaginable (and Lived to Tell the Tale).
🔥 Telemetry Techs Who Can Spot an Irregular P-Wave From Across the Room.
🔥 Anyone Who Knows That a Flatline is Never a Good Sign—Except on a Friday Night After a Long Shift.
📦 Fast Shipping – Limited Stock Available!
🚀 Order now before your caffeine levels drop and your attitude flatlines.
🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because You Know What Really Matters is on the Monitor.
⭐ What Nurses Are Saying (AKA Why You Need This STAT):
“Finally! A tumbler that speaks my language! Perfect for telemetry nurses who are obsessed with squiggly lines.” – Alex G., Telemetry RN
“Love this! I work in the cath lab and everyone knows I don’t function without caffeine. This tumbler is a NEED, not a want.” – Jessica L., Cardiac Cath Nurse
“ER nurse here—if you’re dealing with rhythms all day, this is the tumbler for you. Keeps my coffee hot even when my patients are cold.” – Derrick S., ER Nurse
“ICU life means long shifts, crazy heart rhythms, and endless coffee. This tumbler keeps it hot and looks amazing.” – Lisa R., ICU Nurse
