💬 BB Founder Note:
You’re not broken. You’re just caffeinated, sarcastic, and spiritually unavailable.
This kit is your permission slip to laugh through the burnout.
You’re not broken. You’re just caffeinated, sarcastic, and spiritually unavailable.
This kit is your permission slip to laugh through the burnout.
💩 Decorated for Valor in Fecal Warfare — Emoji Edition Nurse Sticker
$6.50
Decorated in Code Brown Bravo. 🪖 Honorably unhinged.
💩📋🥴 For the nurse who fought fecal warfare and lived to overshare about it in the break room.
This 3x1.75" sticker is a badge of bowel bravery. Whether you got hit with splashback trauma or survived a hallway code brown, this one’s for your badge reel, water bottle, or the chart that smells like regret. Add it to your collection of shift-related emotional damage — no discharge orders necessary.
🚽 Field Report Highlights:
💩 Showered in: Code Brown Bravo
🥇 Awarded: Medal of Shame
📋 Discharge: None (pending psych eval)
🧠 Sanity: Non-reimbursable loss
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Delivers faster than a GI consult ghosting the floor.
💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15
❝ I earned this sticker when a patient mistook the floor for a bedpan. I still hear the squish. ❞ — Becky L., Med-Surg, Ohio
❓ FAQ (Code Brown Edition):
🧻 Waterproof? — Obviously. You think we’d let poop jokes smudge?
📏 Size? — 3x1.75 inches of bowel bravery.
🎁 Giftable? — For every nurse who left that room dry-heaving.
🧼 Work-friendly? — Until Joint Commission walks by.
🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Free over $75.