💩 Decorated for Valor in Fecal Warfare — Emoji Edition Nurse Sticker

Decorated in Code Brown Bravo. 🪖 Honorably unhinged.

💩📋🥴 For the nurse who fought fecal warfare and lived to overshare about it in the break room.

This 3x1.75" sticker is a badge of bowel bravery. Whether you got hit with splashback trauma or survived a hallway code brown, this one’s for your badge reel, water bottle, or the chart that smells like regret. Add it to your collection of shift-related emotional damage — no discharge orders necessary.

🚽 Field Report Highlights:

💩 Showered in: Code Brown Bravo

🥇 Awarded: Medal of Shame

📋 Discharge: None (pending psych eval)

🧠 Sanity: Non-reimbursable loss

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Delivers faster than a GI consult ghosting the floor.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (Code Brown Edition):

🧻 Waterproof? — Obviously. You think we’d let poop jokes smudge?

📏 Size? — 3x1.75 inches of bowel bravery.

🎁 Giftable? — For every nurse who left that room dry-heaving.

🧼 Work-friendly? — Until Joint Commission walks by.