THE ONLY SHOTS I’M SERVING COME WITH AN ALCOHOL SWAB.
While your non-nurse friends are out doing shots at the bar, you’re out here giving shots of heparin, insulin, and vitamin B12 to people who “hate needles” but still want their Dilaudid every 4 hours. 🍹❌💉✅
If your idea of a wild night involves chasing veins instead of chasers, congratulations—you belong in this sweatshirt. It’s cozy, sarcastic, and perfect for reminding people that your definition of “shots” has nothing to do with tequila and everything to do with keeping patients alive.
🔥 Why You NEED This Sweatshirt (Before Your Next Shift Tests Your Sanity):
✔️ Super Soft & Cozy Fabric – Because you deserve comfort after sticking 10 different IVs today.
✔️ Unisex Fit & Multiple Sizes – Perfect for every nurse, from new grads to seasoned pros who’ve seen it all.
✔️ Durable, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your patience when someone asks, “Do I really need this shot?”
✔️ Warm Enough for Arctic Hospital AC – Because somehow, it’s always freezing in there.
✔️ Perfect Gift for Nurses & Med-Surg Staff – Ideal for RNs, LPNs, CNAs, and anyone who’s spent too much time arguing with a patient about their vaccine.
💀 Who Needs This Sweatshirt?
🔥 Med-Surg Nurses Who’ve Given More Shots Than a Bartender.
🔥 Night Shift RNs Who Run on Caffeine & Chaos.
🔥 New Grads Learning That Med-Surg = Cardio.
🔥 Anyone Who’s Ever Had a Patient Say, “I Don’t Like Needles” While Covered in Tattoos.
📦 Fast Shipping – Because You’re Already Running Late for Your Next Shift.
🚀 Order now before you get another patient who refuses their flu shot but wants a “little something for pain.”
🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because Your Sense of Humor is the Only Thing Keeping You Sane.
