💬 BB Founder Note:
You’re not broken. You’re just caffeinated, sarcastic, and spiritually unavailable.
This kit is your permission slip to laugh through the burnout.
You’re not broken. You’re just caffeinated, sarcastic, and spiritually unavailable.
This kit is your permission slip to laugh through the burnout.
📋 I Could Be Charting Right Now | Nurse Burnout Sweatshirt (Founder Feature)
$48.00
Founder Pick: Charting Can Wait.
📋⌛️🙄 Because every nurse deserves five minutes of silence.
Straight from our founder’s own burnout moment: this sweatshirt was born after tolerating one more conversation that wasn’t charting. If you’ve ever sacrificed your sanity just to be polite—this one’s for you. Wear it loud, wear it passive-aggressive.
🖤 Why It’s a Founder Favorite:
🩺 Real Nurse Energy: Straight from the med room, not a Pinterest board.
💬 Clinically Accurate: You are tolerating them. They don’t even know.
📉 Charting Time: Still pending because you're being “social.”
😒 Relatable AF: For introverts, extroverts, and everybody who’s over it.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Because burnout doesn’t wait 7–10 business days.
❝ That’s me after a 12-hour shift, still tolerating people on my couch when I could be charting from bed. This is what emotional triage looks like. ❞ — BB Founder, Still Logged Into Epic
❓ FAQ (Frequently Avoided Questions):
🧠 Does it stop interruptions? — If read correctly, yes.
📏 Fit check? — True to size. Cozy enough for eye rolls, stiff enough for authority.
🎁 Perfect gift? — For your sassiest preceptor or your least chatty coworker.
📣 Can I wear it during charge? — Absolutely. Lead by example.
🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Free over $75.