☕ ICU Trauma & PRN Coffee Energy – Sticker
4.8/5 • 2100 nurses
$6.50
Dark-humor gear engineered for 12-hour chaos. Laugh through the shift. Gift the sanity.
- Premium feel • Nurse-approved fit
- Machine-washable sarcasm
- 30-Day Laugh-Or-It’s-Free Guarantee
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Running on trauma, caffeine, and pure ICU delusion.
💉🫠☕ Every code blue leaves a little residue on your soul. So does this sticker.
This 3x3" kiss-cut sticker is for the travel nurse with 6 alarms in her soul and 2 hours of sleep in her week. Toss it on your badge reel, chart binder, or the coffee IV bag you spiritually carry. ICU brain is real, and this is your emotional discharge note.
🩺 Trauma Shift Debrief:
✅ Vitals: Stable, but no one's making eye contact.
✅ Caffeine: PRN’d at toxic levels.
❌ Emotional Processing: Blocked by sarcasm firewall.
❌ Therapy Fund: Maxed out, like your PTO.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Moves faster than your charge nurse hiding from a family meeting.
💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15
❝ My patient was sedated, paralyzed, and coding... I was vibing. This sticker is my chart note. ❞ — Becky F., Travel ICU, Florida
❓ FAQ (Because You’re Probably Dissociating):
🧠 Waterproof? — Yep. Unlike your coping skills.
📏 Size? — 3x3 inches of ICU therapy.
🎁 Giftable? — Yes, if their eyebags have names.
🩺 Work-friendly? — As long as management doesn’t zoom in.