💀 “Improved Pain Scale: 1 - I’m Fine, 10 - Call the Coder!” 15oz Mug – Because Patients Never Have Just a Little Pain ☕🔥

PAIN? OH, YOU MEAN DRAMATIC REACTION…

We’ve all been there—that patient who rates their pain a solid 10, but you’re standing there, thinking, “Is it really a 10, or are you just trying to get a free nap with some IV meds?” Welcome to the improved pain scale where anything less than a heart attack is a “2”, and “please send help” is code for “I want some Dilaudid.”

This 15oz mug is for the nurses who deal with patients’ creative pain assessments every day and know that “fine” means “I need morphine.” Because really, the only thing that’s actually a 10 is the frustration you feel when your 3rd patient of the day insists on a “quick shot” for their “mild” discomfort.

🔥 Why You NEED This Mug (Before Your Next Patient Tells You Their Pain is “Unbearable” Because They’re Out of Ice Cream):

✔️ 15oz of Pure Sarcasm & Strong Coffee – Because a sip of coffee is the only thing that will help you get through a day filled with self-diagnosed 10s.

✔️ Premium Ceramic Build – Tough enough for the chaos of every shift, every complaint, and every “urgent” call for meds.

✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because you’ve got more important things to do than hand-wash mugs while avoiding complaints about pain levels.

✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your patience when someone says their pain is a “12” on your scale.

✔️ Perfect Gift for Nurses Who Know Exactly What a Real “10” Looks Like – Because you’ve got the toughest patients, the highest pain scales, and the lowest tolerance for exaggeration.

💀 Who Needs This Mug?

🔥 Nurses Who’ve Had a Patient Demand Pain Relief for a Paper Cut.

🔥 ER & ICU RNs Who Have a PhD in Pain Assessment (and Sarcasm).

🔥 Med-Surg Nurses Who’ve Seen Every Level of Drama, and Pain is Never a 10.

🔥 Anyone Who Knows That “Pain Level 10” is Just a Cry for Attention.

📦 Fast Shipping – Limited Stock Available!

🚀 Order now before you get your next patient who “feels like they’re dying” from a stubbed toe.

🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because You Know Real Pain When You See It.