🖤 Vitals: Stable. Sanity: Pending. (Black) | 3″ Vinyl Sticker

Vitals? Fine. Nurse? One sarcastic breath from a breakdown but thank you for asking.

📉😬🫠 Because being clinically stable doesn't mean you're emotionally okay.

This 2x2 inch sticker is for the nurse who knows that “stable” is just a polite way to say “actively spiraling, but still documenting.” Slap it on your badge reel, your water bottle, or the crash cart of your coping mechanisms. Bonus points if it’s covering a tear stain.

🩺 Emotional Assessment:

✅ Vitals? Stable (for now).

❌ Sanity? Pending labs and backup.

✅ Humor? Present, dark, and dry.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Moves faster than your last shift meltdown.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (Filed Under: Cope Notes)

🧠 Waterproof? — Yes. Like your sarcasm shield.

📏 Size? — A perfect little 2x2 red flag.

🎁 Giftable? — Great for nurses, bad for HR.

🩺 Work-appropriate? — Only if your sanity isn’t.