YOU’RE FINE. YOU’RE JUST EXTRA NOW.
Every nurse has heard it. That one patient who’s dramatic as hell, complaining about a paper cut like it’s a life-threatening injury. And there you are, calmly sipping your coffee as you explain that they’re, in fact, not dying… but the coffee in your mug is! Because, yes, you’ve seen worse—hell, you’ve survived worse.
This 11oz black mug is for the nurses who’ve literally seen it all and still had enough sass to roll their eyes while helping a patient who’s convinced their hangnail is a fatal emergency. Let’s be real—did you die? NO? Well, then you’re good, and so is this mug.
🔥 Why You NEED This Mug (Before Your Next Patient Tries to Give You a Heart Attack):
✔️ 11oz of Survival Power – Because you’ve got more important things to do than stress over things that don’t matter (like patients who “just need to talk”).
✔️ Premium Ceramic Build – Tough enough for code blues, questionable questions, and the weirdest requests you’ve heard all day.
✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because you’ve got 99 problems, and hand-washing mugs isn’t one of them.
✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your patience for unnecessary complaints.
✔️ Perfect Gift for Nurses Who Are Surviving the Drama with a Side of Sass – Because who else is going to calmly explain the difference between “serious” and “silly”?
💀 Who Needs This Mug?
🔥 Nurses Who’ve Heard Every Ridiculous Complaint But Are Still Calm Under Pressure.
🔥 ICU & ER RNs Who Know That Sometimes, People Just Need to Chill (But Not Literally).
🔥 Med-Surg Nurses Who Are Always Asked “But Did I Die?” And Can’t Help But Roll Their Eyes.
🔥 Anyone Who’s Ever Thought, “Really? Is This Really Happening Right Now?”
📦 Fast Shipping – Limited Stock Available!
🚀 Order now before your next patient makes you question your sanity.
🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because You’re Fine. You’re Just EXTRA.
