💓 “EKG: The Only Rhythm I’ll Follow” 11oz Mug – When Your Heart Beats Like a Code Blue, But Your Coffee Beats Like a Champion ⚡☕

DON’T WORRY, I’M JUST HERE TO FIX YOUR RHYTHM AND RE-START MY COFFEE IV.

You’ve had those shifts, haven’t you? The ones where the EKG monitor goes from steady to code blue and you’re right there, saving lives and throwing coffee down like it’s your last chance at sanity. Because let’s face it, when it comes to heartbeats, you’re the expert—you know what’s going wrong, how to fix it, and exactly how much coffee it takes to keep your own heart from crashing under pressure.

This 11oz mug is for the cardiac rockstars who can tell you what’s going on with a heart at 50 paces and still have time to sip their coffee between stabilizing patients. You know that heartbeat? Yeah, you fix that. Now go ahead, sip your coffee and let the rest of the world catch up.

🔥 Why You NEED This Mug (Before You Reset Your Own Heart Rate After 10 Hours of Chaos):

✔️ 11oz of Liquid Lifesaver – Because if you’ve got an EKG in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other, you can conquer anything.

✔️ Premium Ceramic Build – Strong enough for code reds, charting marathons, and pretending like you actually understand the latest patient family drama.

✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because you’re too busy saving lives to babysit your mug (trust us, you can’t do it all).

✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, just like your expertise under pressure.

✔️ Perfect Gift for Nurses Who Know the Heartbeat, but Run on Caffeine & Sass – Because you’re the one who saves the day, while everyone else wonders where the crash cart went.

💀 Who NEEDS This Mug?

🔥 Cardiac Nurses Who’ve Kept More Hearts Beating Than They’ve Had Cups of Coffee.

🔥 ER RNs Who’ve Fixed More Heart Rhythms Than Their Coffee Machine Has Brewed Cups.

🔥 ICU & Med-Surg Nurses Who Know That In An Emergency, You Don’t Have Time For Small Talk—But You Do Have Time For Coffee.

🔥 Anyone Who’s Had to Say, “Trust Me, I’ve Got This” While Caffeinated & Ready to Roll.

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🚀 Order now before your next EKG curve sends you straight into a caffeine coma.

🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because Without Coffee & Confidence, You’re Just A Person With A Stethoscope.