🩺 Not the Doctor — Just Fixing Their Orders

Not the doctor. Just the one fixing their mess.

🩹🖋️😤 Because nothing says “teamwork” like rewriting half the order set at 0200.

This 3x3” kiss-cut sticker is for the nurses holding the unit together with caffeine, sarcasm, and a deep knowledge of which interns not to trust. Put it on your report sheet binder, your med cart, or wherever you keep your emotional damage. It’s not your name on the badge — but it’s your work being charted.

📋 Clean-Up Report:

✅ Order accuracy: 40% until nurse-reviewed.

❌ Trust in MD: As stable as a Jello knee.

✅ Care plan: Fix first, rage later.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Delivers faster than a stat lab that actually matters.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓FAQ (Read Before Paging Me):

💦 Waterproof? — Like your ability to suppress a sigh when the orders print.

📏 Size? — Kiss-cut on a 3x3" sheet, attitude included.

🎁 Giftable? — For the coworker who mutters “of course they did” during rounds.

🩺 Work-appropriate? — If your CMO has a sense of humor. Or a clue.