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Smiling nurse holding coffee mug, wearing "No, I’m Not The Doctor. Yes, I Know More Than Him." shirt, hospital nurse station.
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🧠 Not the Doctor. Know More Than Him. | Nurse Power Tee

$28.00





No, I’m not the doctor—I’m just here 12 hours longer.



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This one’s for every nurse who’s been asked, “Are you the doctor?” after explaining literally everything for the past 9 hours. You’re the one catching the subtle changes, managing the chaos, and knowing the patient better than their own family. Wear it louder.




🔥 Why Nurses Know Better:

🧠 Observation-Level Smart: We’ve been with the patient for 12 hours straight. You saw them once during lunch.

📉 Vitals Don't Lie: We know when something's off—before labs do.

🙅‍♀️ Zero Ego Required: Just cold, hard, burnout-fueled intuition.

🧾 Note Queen/King Energy: You wrote the progress note in your brain before they even rounded.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: So you can outsmart respectfully (but visibly).





❝ Doctor said the patient was fine. I said they didn’t look right. Two hours later—rapid response. This shirt makes it easier to smile through the I-told-you-so. ❞
— Sam R., Float Nurse, Pennsylvania




❓ FAQ (For the Overqualified):

👩‍⚕️ Are you actually the doctor? — Nope. Just the one catching everything they miss.

📏 Does it shrink? — Not unless you wash it like a maniac. Runs true to size.

💡 Will doctors get mad? — Only if they’re insecure. The smart ones will laugh.

🎁 Giftable? — Absolutely. For the nurse who’s always 10 steps ahead in patient care.

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