📋 Not the Doctor. Knows More. Paid Less — 3x1.5 Nurse Sticker
$6.50
No MD. No problem. Knows more. Paid less.
📋😑💸 They order Tylenol. You run the entire hospital.
This 3x1.5" sticker is the perfect badge of honor for nurses who run circles around residents but still get paid in caffeine and trauma. Stick it on your water bottle, badge reel, or the med cart you stocked — alone. You're not the doctor. You're the backbone.
🧾 Rounds Recap:
✅ Orders: Carried out before they were verbalized.
✅ Pay: Emotionally rich. Financially cursed.
❌ Respect: Only from other nurses.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Shows up faster than attendings during lunch.
💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15
❝ A med student asked me where supplies were. I told them to follow the nurse. It was me. I was the nurse. ❞ — Nancy R., Charge RN, Florida
❓ FAQ (Before You Get Another Consult):
🧠 Waterproof? — Just like your tolerance.
📏 Size? — 3x1.5" of clinical accuracy.
🎁 Giftable? — To every nurse correcting a resident mid-round.
🩺 Work-friendly? — If your manager has a sense of humor. (Doubtful.)
🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.