20oz 🤣 Not the Doctor. Know More Than Him. | Nurse Humor Tumbler 20oz
$32.00
Not the doctor. Still the reason they lived.
🧠🩺🔥 He ordered. You intervened. They survived. Again.
This 20oz stainless steel tumbler doesn’t have a god complex—just nurse-level competence. One side lets them know you're *not* the doctor. The other side reminds them why the patient still has a pulse. Keep your caffeine hot, your sass clinical, and your boundaries charted. Because someone’s gotta know what the hell they’re doing.
🫀 Critical Thinking Checklist:
✅ Knows more than him: Just not paid like it.
✅ Saves patients daily: Without signing a thing.
❌ Needs a title: Nope. Got instincts instead.
❌ Needs validation: From who? HIM?
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Ships before your trauma response kicks in.
❝ Patient was crashing. He ordered Narcan. I gave D50. Guess who walked out? This tumbler gets it. ❞ — Alexis R., ED, Missouri
❓ FAQ (Zero Ego, All Facts):
🧠 Dishwasher safe? — Just like your sarcasm: unbreakable.
📏 Size? — 20oz of credentials-free competence.
🎁 Giftable? — For any nurse tired of getting side-eyed.
🏥 Work-legal? — Depends how fragile the doctors are.
🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.