🕛 NPO After Midnight (Except Trauma + Chaos) | Nurse Burnout Sweatshirt
$48.00
Strict NPO After Midnight—Except for the Trauma.
⚠️🚑🌒 Follows NPO orders—unless chaos rolls in on a stretcher.
We all know the rule: NPO after midnight. But somehow the trauma patients didn’t get the memo. This sweatshirt is for the nurse who knows that the only thing showing up on time after midnight is drama, vitals, and chaos. Diet? Optional. Drama? Inevitable.
🩻 Chart This:
🔔 Shift starts peaceful: Ends with 3 traumas and a trauma-bond.
📋 NPO Policy: Followed 100%—except for emergencies and nonsense.
💥 Compliance: Perfect... unless it’s a full moon.
⏰ Energy level: Caffeine and cortisol.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Grab it before the next code rolls in.
❝ We had two traumas roll in back-to-back at 1:30AM. I pointed to this sweatshirt and said 'You already know.' ❞ — Mel G., ED, Arizona
❓ FAQ (Fast-Tracked):
🧠 Will other nurses get it? — Instantly. Especially after midnight.
📏 Fit? — Unisex sizing. True to size with stretch for chaos.
🎁 Giftable? — Yes. Trauma team uniform mandatory.
🩺 Wash instructions? — Cold wash, low drama. Tumble dry low.
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🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.