SAVING LIVES IN SCRUBS. COVERED IN CAT HAIR AFTERWARD.
By day, you’re a hardworking, life-saving, caffeine-dependent nurse. By night? You answer only to your feline overlord. Your patients may get great care, but your cat gets your full attention, your entire paycheck in cat toys, and at least 30 photo attempts to capture the perfect “blep.”
This 20oz insulated tumbler is for the nurses who hustle at work, then return home to a judgmental furball demanding food and ignoring your existence. Hydration is important—but so is letting the world know where your true loyalty lies.
🔥 Why You NEED This Tumbler (Before Your Cat Knocks Over Another Drink):
✔️ 20oz Insulated Stainless Steel – Keeps your coffee hot longer than your cat tolerates cuddles.
✔️ Reusable Straw & Spill-Proof Lid – Because the only thing that should be spilling is tea at the nurse’s station, not your drink.
✔️ Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation – Maintains temp longer than it takes for your cat to decide if they actually like you today.
✔️ Dishwasher Safe – Because you’re already too busy picking fur off your scrubs.
✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your patience when a patient asks for ice chips 47 times.
🐾 Who Needs This Tumbler?
🔥 Nurses Who Have Accepted That Cat Hair is Part of Their Uniform.
🔥 Cat Parents Who Work 12-Hour Shifts But Serve Their Feline Boss 24/7.
🔥 Anyone Who Knows That “Selective Attention” Isn’t Just a Cat Trait—It’s a Nurse Skill Too.
🔥 Healthcare Heroes Who Come Home to Judgmental Stares & Instant Purring.
📦 Fast Shipping – Limited Stock Available!
🚀 Order now before your next shift (or before your cat deletes this from your cart out of spite).
🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Meow! 😻
