YES, THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE. NO, I’M NOT FILING AN INCIDENT REPORT (YET).
Some people wear their emotions on their sleeves. Nurses? We wear a perfectly rehearsed, deadpan, “everything is fine” expression while internally screaming. Whether it’s a patient refusing meds, a doctor changing orders for the 10th time, or a call light going off for “just one more blanket,” this sweatshirt says everything you’re thinking—without saying a word.
Wear it to work, clinicals, or whenever someone asks you to work an extra shift (and you have to politely pretend you don’t want to cry).
🔥 Why You NEED This Sweatshirt (Before You Actually Lose It):
✔️ Super Soft & Cozy Fabric – Like a warm hug after surviving another chaotic shift.
✔️ Unisex Fit & Multiple Sizes – Because burnout looks good on everyone.
✔️ Durable, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your enthusiasm for mandatory staff meetings.
✔️ Perfect for Freezing Hospital Units – Because why are they ALWAYS set to Arctic temperatures?
✔️ The Ultimate Nurse Gift – For ICU, Med-Surg, ER, and anyone who’s mastered the art of the sarcastic smile.
💀 Who Needs This Sweatshirt?
🔥 Nurses Who’ve Perfected the “Professional But Dead Inside” Look.
🔥 Techs, CNAs & Med Students Who Can Fake a Smile Like a Pro.
🔥 Night Shifters Who Are One More Call Light Away From Losing It.
🔥 Anyone Who’s Ever Had to Say, “Sure! No Problem!” While Dying Inside.
📦 Fast Shipping – Because Your Patience is Already Running Low.
🚀 Order now before you have to fake-smile through another “urgent” Tylenol request.
🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Before Someone Asks You to “Smile More.”
