BASIC HUMAN NEEDS? NEVER HEARD OF THEM.
You’re sleep-deprived, overworked, underappreciated, and surviving solely on coffee, sarcasm, and a questionable amount of adrenaline. But quitting? Not an option. This 20oz tumbler is for the nurses, medics, and healthcare warriors who are one missed lunch break away from snapping but still managing to keep people alive.
Because, let’s be real—your battery is at 3%, but your patient’s O2 sat won’t be.
🔥 Why You NEED This Tumbler (Before Your Next Shift Kills You First):
✔️ 20oz Insulated Stainless Steel – Keeps coffee hot for 12 hours, water cold for 24—longer than your last full night of sleep.
✔️ Reusable Straw & Spill-Proof Lid – Because the only thing that should be leaking is hospital gossip, not your drink.
✔️ Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation – Maintains temp longer than you maintain eye contact during mandatory meetings.
✔️ Dishwasher Safe – Because your only free time is for naps, not dishes.
✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your will to function by Hour 11 of your shift.
💀 Who Needs This Tumbler?
🔥 Night Shift Nurses Who Can Hear Bed Alarms in Their Sleep.
🔥 ER & ICU Staff Who’ve Had Their Breaks “Rescheduled” for Never.
🔥 Med Students Who Haven’t Had REM Sleep Since They Got Their Acceptance Letter.
🔥 Anyone Who’s Keeping People Alive While Running on Negative Energy.
📦 Fast Shipping – Because Waiting is Just Another Reason to Be Tired.
🚀 Order now before your next caffeine withdrawal headache kicks in.
🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because You’re Too Exhausted to Function Without It.
