NO, I’M NOT A WIZARD. YES, I CAN MAKE YOUR PAIN “DISAPPEAR.”
It’s not spells, potions, or supernatural abilities—it’s morphine, Tylenol, and a nurse who knows exactly what they’re doing. Your patients think you’re performing miracles, but let’s be real—it’s just good meds, proper timing, and the ability to keep a straight face when someone asks if their Dilaudid can be taken “to-go.”
If your “magic” involves IV pushes, perfectly timed PRNs, and knowing who’s ACTUALLY in pain vs. who’s trying to finesse the system, this tumbler is for you.
🔥 Why You NEED This Tumbler (Before Your Next Patient Tries to Pull a Fast One):
✔️ 20oz Insulated Stainless Steel – Keeps coffee hot for 12 hours, water cold for 24—because hydration is important (even if your patients refuse to drink water).
✔️ Reusable Straw & Spill-Proof Lid – Because the only thing that should be leaking is the hospital’s budget.
✔️ Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation – Maintains temp longer than a patient’s “10/10 pain” that suddenly disappears when their Uber arrives.
✔️ Dishwasher Safe – Because your job is hard enough, washing dishes shouldn’t be.
✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike the patient’s memory of their “severe” pain when you mention Tylenol instead of Dilaudid.
💀 Who Needs This Tumbler?
🔥 ER & ICU Nurses Who’ve Mastered the Art of PRN Timing.
🔥 Med-Surg & Pain Management RNs Who’ve Heard Every Excuse in the Book.
🔥 Night Shift Warriors Who’ve Had to Explain That No, IV Benadryl Is NOT a Sleeping Aid.
🔥 Any Medical Pro Who’s Been Called “Amazing” Right After a Dilaudid Push.
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🚀 Order now before your next patient starts asking about “the good stuff.”
🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because Hydration and Sarcasm Are Both Essential.
