LEAVING AGAINST MEDICAL ADVICE? OH, LET ME GRAB THE PAPERWORK.
Ah yes, the legendary AMA form. The go-to document for patients who suddenly feel “all better” once they hear the word admission, the ones who refuse treatment but still want a sandwich to-go, and, of course, the classics: “I don’t need meds” but also “Can I get a quick Dilaudid before I go?”
This sweatshirt is the perfect passive-aggressive (but totally professional) way to let people know:
✔ Yes, you CAN leave!
✔ Yes, I WILL document that you refused care!
✔ No, I am NOT calling you an Uber.
Wear it to work, charting marathons, or when a patient insists they’ll “be fine” without their antibiotics.
🔥 Why You NEED This Sweatshirt (Before Your Next AMA Walkout):
✔️ Super Soft & Cozy Fabric – Like a warm hug after your 10th unnecessary AMA discharge.
✔️ Unisex Fit & Multiple Sizes – Because bad decisions come in all shapes and sizes.
✔️ Durable, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your patience when someone refuses care but wants a ride home.
✔️ Perfect for Cold Hospital Units & Long Night Shifts – Because even bad choices shouldn’t leave you freezing.
✔️ The Ultimate Nurse & ER Gift – Great for ED, Med-Surg, ICU, and any unit where patients check in & check out on their own terms.
💀 Who Needs This Sweatshirt?
🔥 ER & ICU Nurses Who’ve Seen More AMA Forms Than Their Own Families.
🔥 Med-Surg Staff Who Know The Patient Will Be Back in 24 Hours Anyway.
🔥 Charge Nurses Who Have Given Up on Trying to Convince Anyone.
🔥 Anyone Who’s Ever Heard, “I’m Leaving, But Can You Call Me an Uber First?”
📦 Fast Shipping – Because You Know They’ll Be Back.
🚀 Order now before you’re stuck explaining AGAIN why AMA doesn’t mean free hotel stay.
🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because If They’re Leaving, You Might as Well Be Comfortable.
