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☕ “Nursing School: Where Coffee is a Major Food Group & Sleep is Just a Myth” Sweatshirt 🩺🔥
☕ “Nursing School: Where Coffee is a Major Food Group & Sleep is Just a Myth” Sweatshirt 🩺🔥
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STUDY. CLINICALS. COFFEE. REPEAT. (SLEEP? NEVER HEARD OF HER.)
Nursing school isn’t just a degree—it’s a full-blown survival challenge. If you’ve ever:
☕ Chugged coffee like it was an IV drip
📚 Read the same sentence 12 times and still had no idea what it said
😵 Started crying because someone asked how your semester was going
Then congrats, you’re officially a nursing student! And since you’re already sleep-deprived and running on caffeine fumes, you might as well be cozy while you suffer.
🔥 Why You NEED This Sweatshirt (Before Your Next Meltdown):
✔️ Super Soft, Cozy Fabric – Like a warm hug after failing a skills check-off.
✔️ Unisex Fit & Multiple Sizes – Because stress weight fluctuations are real.
✔️ Durable, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your motivation halfway through an 8-hour study session.
✔️ Warm Enough for Late-Night Study Sessions & Freezing Hospitals – Because your GPA may be suffering, but at least you won’t be cold.
✔️ Perfect Gift for Nursing Students & Future RNs – Because we all know someone barely holding it together with caffeine and sheer willpower.
💀 Who Needs This Sweatshirt?
🔥 Nursing Students Who’ve Forgotten What 8 Hours of Sleep Feels Like.
🔥 New Grads Who Are STILL Recovering From the Trauma.
🔥 Anyone Who Considers “Caffeine & Clinicals” a Personality Type.
🔥 Future Nurses Who’ve Accepted That Crying is a Coping Mechanism.
📦 Fast Shipping – Because Waiting is Just Another Reason to Cry.
🚀 Order now before your next exam has you questioning your life choices again.
🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because You’re Too Sleep-Deprived to Remember Later!
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