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☕ “Nursing School: Where Coffee is a Major Food Group & Sleep is Just a Myth” Sweatshirt 🩺🔥

☕ “Nursing School: Where Coffee is a Major Food Group & Sleep is Just a Myth” Sweatshirt 🩺🔥

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STUDY. CLINICALS. COFFEE. REPEAT. (SLEEP? NEVER HEARD OF HER.)


Nursing school isn’t just a degree—it’s a full-blown survival challenge. If you’ve ever:

Chugged coffee like it was an IV drip

📚 Read the same sentence 12 times and still had no idea what it said

😵 Started crying because someone asked how your semester was going


Then congrats, you’re officially a nursing student! And since you’re already sleep-deprived and running on caffeine fumes, you might as well be cozy while you suffer.


🔥 Why You NEED This Sweatshirt (Before Your Next Meltdown):


✔️ Super Soft, Cozy Fabric – Like a warm hug after failing a skills check-off.

✔️ Unisex Fit & Multiple Sizes – Because stress weight fluctuations are real.

✔️ Durable, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your motivation halfway through an 8-hour study session.

✔️ Warm Enough for Late-Night Study Sessions & Freezing Hospitals – Because your GPA may be suffering, but at least you won’t be cold.

✔️ Perfect Gift for Nursing Students & Future RNs – Because we all know someone barely holding it together with caffeine and sheer willpower.


💀 Who Needs This Sweatshirt?


🔥 Nursing Students Who’ve Forgotten What 8 Hours of Sleep Feels Like.

🔥 New Grads Who Are STILL Recovering From the Trauma.

🔥 Anyone Who Considers “Caffeine & Clinicals” a Personality Type.

🔥 Future Nurses Who’ve Accepted That Crying is a Coping Mechanism.


📦 Fast Shipping – Because Waiting is Just Another Reason to Cry.


🚀 Order now before your next exam has you questioning your life choices again.


🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because You’re Too Sleep-Deprived to Remember Later!

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