💀 “Sleep is for the Weak! Apparently, So is Coffee. #NursingSchoolLife” 15oz Mug – The Only Thing Stronger Than Your Coffee is Your Will to Survive ☕🔥

SLEEP? WE DON’T KNOW HER. COFFEE? IT’S A LIFESTYLE.

Ah, nursing school—where sleep is just a dream, and coffee is your only reality. You’re barely functioning on caffeine, exhaustion, and sheer panic. Your study sessions are fueled by half-empty mugs of coffee, too many flashcards, and one too many caffeine-fueled meltdowns. But hey, at least you’re still alive and somewhat coherent (kind of).

This 15oz mug is for the nursing students who are too busy surviving clinicals, memorizing pharmacology, and explaining why you’re still awake at 3 AM to get a solid 8 hours of sleep. Sleep might be for the weak, but so is coffee—so why bother with either?

🔥 Why You NEED This Mug (Before Your Brain Shuts Down from Sleep Deprivation):

✔️ 15oz of Survival Liquid – Because you need more than just coffee to get through a 12-hour shift or your 3rd round of pharmacology.

✔️ Premium Ceramic Build – Strong enough for all-night study sessions, caffeine crashes, and your 72nd cup of coffee this week.

✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because hand-washing mugs is a luxury you simply don’t have time for.

✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your mental clarity after reading your 4th chapter of neuroanatomy.

✔️ Perfect Gift for Nursing Students Who Are Running on Empty – Because sleep is overrated, and caffeine is a necessity.

💀 Who Needs This Mug?

🔥 Nursing Students Who’ve Forgotten What 8 Hours of Sleep Feels Like.

🔥 Anyone Who Runs on Coffee, Chaos, and the Hope of Graduating One Day.

🔥 Future Nurses Who’ve Mastered the Art of Caffeine-Induced Focus.

🔥 Anyone Who Knows That Sleep is a Myth and Coffee is Their One True Love.

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🚀 Order now before your next study session sends you spiraling into a full-blown breakdown.

🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because Who Needs Sleep When You Have Coffee?